Feeling like the world's against me..Call me crazy strangely I love the odds

I haven't been really sick in quite some time. So now that my tonsil is swelling and causing my ear to hurt, I am really wanting to stick my lip out and whine. Not because I want attention, but because it freakin' hurts!

Ok, that's the last time you'll hear of it.

*sniffs and shuffles off to bed*

Dear Angela,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, August 16:

Fasten your seat belts, put your table tray in the upright position, and prepare for an extremely memorable day. If you were planning to spend it alone, better rethink that. Ah, well. It'll be a great chapter for your memoirs.