Feeling like the world's against me..Call me crazy strangely I love the odds

Dentist in the morning. Sooo not happy about that. Dentist still scare me.

Well, my trip to the dentist left me in a bit of pain and feeling like a lesser human being. The dental hygienist was pretty close to pulling my teeth out bare handed. Ok, so it only felt that way. Dentist finally comes in and much like a doctor, takes a look at my teeth for all of about 3 seconds, then the x-rays. Says something in dentist speak to the hygienist, tells me I have to come back in 2 weeks. Then proceeds to give me a quick lecture on how poorly I've been maintaining my teeth.

I HATE BEING CHASTISED! Especially by a stranger who potentially could cause me immeasurable pain. We'll have to chat on my next visit.

Anywho, on a completely different note... I go into a gas station tonight to pick up some cigs. As I'm standing at the counter making my purchase, this obviously intoxicated woman, who looked to be in her mid to late 50's looks at me and says, "You're beautiful! I'm not into women or nuthin', but you're beautiful." She looks at the cashier behind the counter and says, "Ain't she beautiful. I'm sure you ain't into girls, but she purty ain't she?" She turns to me and says, "I bet you got a good heart too dontcha? Bet you can be a B with an itch sometimes too cantcha?"

Random.